FMYLIFE.COM

Hey peoples! I've found this really awesome site called Fmylife.com . In the site tons of people write about their FML's. (Fxxk my life) . I recommend everybody going on Fmylife.com because well you get to write about your own FML's. And read others of corse!


- Melissa

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This is one of my favorte FML's check it out :
Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

And this one :
old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

Ok one last one :
Today, Thinking I’m being very generous I lend my jacket to my new co-worker. I maybe should have checked my pockets before, I’m not sure that the fact of having 3 different flavors of condoms made a good impression. FML


NOTE: these are just randoms! I just got these from FMYLIFE.COM
haha how many times do I have to say anything to do with FML. xD .
So check out the site and JOIN! ahha

Again




- Melissa.