Keygens and cracks.

They're amazing, aren't they? You can use them to have programs worth 1000 dollars for free, you can download them just for the music, you can keep them as souvenirs from the time you were a teenager, you can even have a huge-ass collection of them! Nice, eh? :'D
Whoever makes them, I really, REALLY thank you. You guys rock. No sarcasm.
...just don't add minigames to them... little kids might take an interest. D:

- Stella